Thursday, March 17, 2011

Chapter Twelve: Small Chapter is Small

Hey, cats and kittens. It's been a while, hasn't it? Well, I'm going to rectify that over time. Hopefully.


 Birthday time. Thank Christ. Babies and toddlers are so boring.
 Random Repairgirl: Yay, babies! Grow up big & strong now! :D
Ti-Ning: Who are you? And why are you near my children?
 Ti-Ning? That's not your children having their birthdays. That is the strange girl's boobs.

Ti-Ning: Yay, tatas! *tweet*
Repairgirl: *smug* >:3
Jack: Uh...?
 Toddlers! Aren't they cute?

Now, let's look at what they spent most of their time doing...
 Yeah...
 You're gonna cry, cry, cry and you'll want me there,
 It'll hurt when you think of the fool you've been.
 You're gonna cry, cry, cry.
 These are the...McSomethings. The heir shall be that little girl's husband. Myes.
 I hate how Sims just randomly plunk toddlers in random parts of the house to do random things like feed them. WHY do they need to be moved?
 Rene promptly fought against Jack and squirmed and bawled until he was taken off again. I suppose he has an aversion to dirtiness because that thing never got emptied. Secretly neat just like his daddy.
 And then everyone proceeded to get on the weirdest shifts possible taking care of the babies. Ti-Ning and Emma never slept and Jack and Deanna got the bare minimum for their job schedules. Just like real toddlers! >.>
 Emma: So when you burn things down to the ground...
 Emma: You have to ask the police not to arrest you.
 Emma: Or else you have to stuff their children in dumpsters to warn them to stay away from you!
Benji: *burbling* Yay, killing! :D

I suddenly regret having the old lady teach the kids how to speak. I think she's getting senile in her old age.
 Man-maid: eweweweweEWEWEWEWEW. This place is FILTHY. Don't you ever clean this house?!

No.

Man-maid: OhGodohGodohGodohGod. Nonononononononononono...D:

Ti-Ning promptly rolled the want to become best friends with him. LOL.
 Then suddenly, giant puddle next to the potty chair that came from nowhere. wtf?
 Murat: R-rocketship? ;A;
Rene: lol no. >:D
Murat: Grandma, Rene-
Emma: No.
 Yeah, birthdays again. The toddlers didn't do anything exciting, neither did the adults. Stupid boring Sims. Sigh.
 This is Benji. He's now clumsy, artistic and athletic. So now he can kick himself in the pants for being an art geek while tripping over his feet doing so.
 This is Murat. Now he's brave, athletic and a daredevil. If he rolls astronaut for a LTW, he is going to be a very interesting rocketman.
Finally, Rene. Who is adorable. Also, he's a light sleeper, friendly and a bookworm. So far he has the most interesting personality.

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